There’s nothing wrong with touching yourself in front of anyone. You can do what you want with your own body whenever and wherever you want. And masturbation and sex are never wrong or “inappropriate” anyway.
this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week
me cranking my hog at the zoo: this is healthy everyone
me getting rawed in the protein powder aisle at Whole Foods: this is a good and helpful activity everyone! his cock is organic, nut has no preservatives, and it’s all natural breeding!
(via idiotxque)
